Hatemail Envy

Posted by: Ion | August 27th, 2007 · 2:23 AM

As befits their somewhat more aggressive blog, Infidels Are Cool sure get some choice hatemail. Check out this sub-literate masterpiece of empty threats. The author appears to have picked up English exclusively from I Can Has Cheezburger graphics:

u punks are nothing but a bunch racist bicthes who[’s] goal [is to] kill all the muslims and
take over their oil . you are the reason why gas prices are high, by the way,u
evil goverment has created civil wars, overthrew demoractic goverments , and
supported dictatorships all over the world. u evil goverment sent zionnazi
mercs to New Orleans to blow up levees during Hurricane Katrina and kill
all of the black people and block food water and medical supplies from reaching
hurricane victims. u evil goverment gave hurricane refief money to the terrorist
state israel so the israeli goverment could buy american weapons and nazi israeli
soldiers and setters kill the Palestinian ,Syrian and Lebanese people and expand israeli borders. we will overthrow your evil goverment and destroy u.

i’m going to destroy u blog
today u celebeated facism in amerkkkia
u better be wearing u bulletproof ,cause i going to hunt u down a kill u
cal thomas is a zionnazi pig who gonna to get the shit beat out of him
the end of israel and zionism is coming
(Infidels Are Cool)

As you can imagine, I’m pretty jealous. The only real hate mail we get around here is from the stupendously unentertaining Ronpaulists and the occasional Chavezista. Neither of those are anything like this.

With the Ronpaulists I’m just waiting for the primaries so they can go back to full-time Illuminati/NAU/ZOG/JFK/UFO/TLC/NWO contheories. The Chavezistas are even more forgettable. It’s like reading a moldy Pravda essay about imperialism in the magnesium industry from the 70s. Sigh.

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